In this post, you will find great Mark Twain Quotes. You can learn and implement many lessons from these quotes.
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
The educated Southerner has no use for an ‘r’, except at the beginning of a word.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
I never smoke to excess – that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don’t go out with Halley’s Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: ‘Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.’
Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter – ‘tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it.
A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial ‘we.’
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.